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#301
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My Grandfather passing
Re-iterated the truth. What do you want ? I did not want much. I just wanted him to say: There is nothing wrong with you. I love you the way you are. If he just stopped Joking around and Sang Bruno Mars. |
#302
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You only love me
Because you cannot Help who fall In love with? I never really Got an answer. I took his unwillingness To object, to be An indication that It was true. |
#303
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I know blokes wind
Up their girlfriends, wives and partners. Fred had an attachment issue. He would say : Love you, Even though you used to be a man. I added the past life, To avoid misinterpretation As it would detract A reader from the issue at hand. I love you, pill head And yes he really Did do a Stephen King And say...tam pee...head . Boys never did That in my primary school So to hear it from a man? If I was stressed I would say he was full of it. Can you blame me? Used to be a man? That is plain strange. My brother and dad Use pet names Like doll and hen As a wind up. Fred acted like A complete a^sehole. He would say : hunny bunny Or are you a jungle bunny? He would throw His head back and laugh. I WILL leave, I said. I should not have To accept this treatment. And he would say, I needed help. I was a better Person after my breakdown. I was conscientious And more patient. Fred would not Go to couples counselling Because he knew That he was wrong. Last edited by Anonymous32895; Jan 27, 2019 at 01:47 PM. |
#304
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Amarie. I considered
It for a second but I knew the reason. Fred did not want To be a father yet. It was a bit desperate. And I won't ever Speak about our Sex life because Their is nothing To talk about. I maybe squeezed My legs around the back To speed up the process. That is my only secret. |
#305
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I am a little nervous
Tomorrow I have A counsellor and I Agreed to let the Student sit in with them. Trouble is ...a BIG conundrum. I spoke about my old coach Last week and I Think I know the student, And I don't want To be called a liar Because it is true. They told my ol'mum I was talented and Then told my boyfriend That I was not Good enough for him. I think I will phone up And feign an illness. Thank god I never Told them that he Told my pal that He hoped someone Gave me a good seeing to, Which translates as sex. He told the whole town, That I needed a good filling in. Which also translates as sex. Nobody said he was out of order. I had a boyfriend at the time. Wonders will never cease. |
#306
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It was not just a pipe dream
That I kept pressing on for. It was not that at all. It was just like putting The lottery on, if I never Tried I would never know. I spent my life holding back And the hospital made Me feel like I was not Perks of a wall flowers. I was fortunate to have Received very good treatment From my first in-patient stay And the ensuing blips. My family did come round. And my boyfriend stayed. My pals spoke to me Even if there was some distance But I always felt distant from them. Home was not so bad When you had been At rock bottom. |
#307
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You fall in love with. Is that why We are still together? You would not Choose me because Of the hospital. Ok. |
#308
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Singing Jamie T.
No wonder the Amount of sit ups you do. Was cool to see You had come Out your shell. One of the loveliest Guys in our year. Bye. |
#309
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Have you just left school,
Are you 16? Or 18? I am 23. Five different tools. Got the slippers wet. Thought I was going To get my head bit off. There is a pair In the wardrobe. Lucky save phew. Thanks all . |
#310
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Bending my ears.
Cauliflower ears. Shush for a moment. You talk way, too much. Bugging me. Yoghurt. You did not listen To the old invigilator. High five. |
#311
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I got no pat on the back.
My work got me a card When I passed my test. I did not expect a scooter For passing my exams. Nobody asked me If I did well not Even my pals. So I can see why Brickies bums sister Went off on one. |
#312
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Zuma:You trying to be cool as ever?
Me: Sorry I fell asleep during The devil wears prada. Zuma: Makes a change From the bathroom floor. Me: You have a good voice of reason, Did you get your i-pod going? Zuma: kerb crawler! You are Not that hard up are you fleetwood? Not even wearing a skirt, For easy access. Get him a refund! Me: voice of reasonable doubt. |
#313
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I knew them since nursery school.
They DO have a good heart. They are just an all out extrovert. They were cut up when their First serious boyfriend broke her heart. She opened up to her parents And cried her eyes out. I think that was why she went A bit crazy with lads. She still invested Her heart with her next boyfriend But I guess she was hurt and Was reluctant to give 100% Incase it happened again because The boy really did mess her around. |
#314
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The fish tank was
Cool to start with But the more exotic Fish that arrived, the More it began to Smell a little when You went past it. Me: We could get a Cat or dog? Fred: You have to house Train them and AIC, Scooby Doo. Too much hassle. Spend my hard Earned dosh on Some stupid moggy, Injections and sh^t And have to get Vet insurance. What If the car gets "pranged?" Me: All you care about Is that damn car! |
#315
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My parents loaned us
A substantial whack of money. They would have visited If we had kids. When I was eighteen I was out in the local On a weekend when My parents were there too. I miss the competition nights That we went to. Even though Fred and me Were out all the time, And always spoke To people when out, I missed girls nights. |
#316
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I felt like Fred was more attached
To his car than to me. When he pummeled That man and his Boss made him go And see the damage He had done, it did Not act as a deterrent for Fred. He was proud of it. If Fred had not followed His bosses plea, There was a chance He may have pressed charges. Fred would have recieved A hefty fine/compensation Because it would have Been his first offence. It would have been Thousands and he Would have a record. Money would have made Fred think twice over The crime itself. He would have made My life harder if that Was possible if his fine Came off each month. But at least he would Have learned that Drunken brawls can Lead to fatalities. I scratched the kitchen Tops when preparing A stir fry and Fred Slammed the living Room cupboard And started to shake. So he spoke about the Time his brothers Wife Put a knife through His new trainers And Fred made out Like it was a crime And said she was An evil witch. Couples fall out, Fact of life. So when I broke The remote control For a third time I was called a psycho Who could not Control her mood swings And needed professional help. We stopped arguing Because I was scared of him. Last edited by Anonymous32895; Jan 29, 2019 at 01:00 PM. |
#317
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I am not a pill head.
I take medicine. One tablet. How can you even bring Patrick up. I should have been British Champion! I did win but the judges knew he was crooked. Tangsoodo. He just never got caught. He said I needed a good filling in And the ghost busters. He slept with your friends Ex and denied it to you all. He told my Mum cokk and bull Pretending to be sympathetic And then told you the opposite. I was on suicide prevention watch And he told you to leave While you had the chance. I hate him. I used to think That hating someone was A waste of time and energy But he as near as ruined my life. And you use him to Support your theories. You baffle me. Last edited by Anonymous32895; Jan 29, 2019 at 11:56 AM. |
#318
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I gave him a slap
On the back. I was not ready to Go to a busy place. Fred complained about Me falling asleep When we went a drive. I had just started tablets. He said I was a cow. And before we went On the rink he said That he could not See us having A future together If we did nothing physical After I said I Was not in the Mood for hand holding And his mind Jumped to the bedroom. So I lost it in public. That was not me, Causing a scene. |
#319
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I sincerely believed that
The reason they were Offering my old work Was because they Wanted rid of it as I was now condemned. They were trying to help. |
#320
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Pay compensation To the victim. Fred had no motive. |
#321
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You think you are Only in love with me Because you cannot Help who you fall In love with? |
#322
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I saw a film where
They are trying to Catch out a gangster. They use a beautiful woman To entice him but It fails and the spy Says: he must not Be into blondes, He likes brunette's. |
#323
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I was a teenager.
I said that people Who claim to be bi- Are just scared To admit they are gay. It is like the bargaining Stage of acceptance And it gives their families Hope that they may Have a normal 2.4 children And straight couple relationship. It is not that right-field? Maybe it is, maybe not. But now I am older and A little bit wiser, I Do believe in people Being bi or pansexual. There are probably People who come out As bi when they are gay. I put it bit bluntly. I grew up in Scotland. We are straight to the point. |
#324
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I never put it down To him belittling me. I was bemused. I never took them seriously Because they we're A bit left of centre And down right odd. You won't do me Because you prefer The Fonzi cup hm? Was he joking or Was he trying to coerce me? I think the latter. |
#325
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I took a tumble
Should have caught it. Nobody cares about The catchers. It is Those who can bat. |